Ahoy thar’ Me Matey’s!
Please be forgiven me for it be International Talk Like a Pirate Day and I’ve nothin’ ta say to ya robbers, scoundrels and thieves that be reading’ this here parchment of a declaration!
But please be enjoying’ yer day off from the netherworld as tomorrow I may have something’ more ta say to ye!
So off with the lot of ya. And be stayin’ out of trouble on this pirates bounty of a holiday or ya will be forced to walk the plank, the whole lot of ya!
Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me! I’ll be off to findin’ me some RUM for to quench my ever lovin’ thirst!
Many landlubbers be offering’ FREE BOOTY on this day! Check out Long John Silvers Fish and Chips and Krispy Kreme Rings of Joy (Doughnuts). They be offering’ up FREE GRUB today!
Enjoy this here pirate video from the two pirate scalliwags that started it all!
Here be a great humorous tutorial in How to Speak Like a Pirate (PROPERLY)
So ye have decided that ye want to be a pirate have you? This here video be the one ya be searching’ for!
And enjoy these other small bites of humor while ye be at it! ARRRR!